Yes, we thought the headline was a bit bombastic too. ‘Bloomberg Inflation tip: Let your pet die’ seemed a little over the top. Until we read the article. Dayum! Recently Bloomberg News published a piece on how people making under 300k a year could help themselves a bit. You know, help stave off the effects of inflation. Which is weird, because we were assured that people making under 400k. Hmmm it’s a mystery how that happened, I guess. Unless you know that policy affects inflation and inflation is really a tax that hits all Americans. Especially low income americans. Huh… wierd. Oh well, back to the money saving tips from Bloomberg.

Beyond letting your pet die, they have some other super insightful ideas. Ideas like: Ride the bus! Wow! That idea never occurred to me before! Hey, maybe I should stop going to the coffee shop too! That’s a tried-and-true way to save money. That’s usually first on the list of things to give up. Stop going to the coffee shop! If I had a nickel for every time they told me to stop going to the coffee shop, I could own a fucking coffee shop. But now Bloomberg has taken it to a new level. Take the bus, and let your pet die. I guess they didn’t want to tell you to walk, because that is something you used to do with your dog… and now he’s gone. Ouch.https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/03/20/bloomberg-news-let-your-pets-die-to-fight-inflation/