Howdy everybody! Hope you’re having a good weekend so far. It has been a bizarre week to say the least, so you’re in for a real treat.
First up, we have a salacious scandal that was a cross between Jussie Smollett and Fifty Shades of Grey. That’s not the meme, that’s what happened. So before we get into it, here’s the backstory.
First the accusations. He literally claimed that she said “I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons.”
Hold onto this, it will makes sense later.
Then the big reveal.
By the way, if you’re first reaction after looking at the guy was, “yeah, right. As if”, you nailed it.
Hopefully, you’re already laughing, but kids, we’re just getting started.
Get it now?
Even knowing that it was a hoax, a lot of people let their imaginations run wild.
Oh and the amazing AI… here’s the made-for-TV version. Incredibly well done especially with the dramatic music.
OK, we’re going to leave it here and not risk getting an NC17 rating from the censors.
So what else happened this week? Well after Trump became the face of coolness in the face of crisis with the attempted assassination at the White House Correspondents Dinner (scroll down for those memes!), he boosted his legendary status by holding a bee.
And yes, there’s a Marco meme for it.
Spirit Airlines met its demise this week. The Biden Administration played no small part in it by blocking a merger with JetBlue. At the time, Senator Elizabeth Warren cheered killing the deal. Congrats?
As promised, here’s the attempted assassination at the White House Correspondents Dinner. It just missed last weeks TWIM but in Internet time, it’s already old news.
They captured the would-be assassin and wrapped him in foil (that’s not 100% true, but roll with it, OK?).
You must have already seen the iconic picture of him taken down and cuffed, so let’s just jump to the memes.
It’s a Democrat thing, you wouldn’t understand.
Maybe Trump can’t be killed with conventional weapons?
OK, this is bad. I’m bad and you’re bad for laughing at it.
Grab Bag!
We have a very special AI edition of GB for you. The technology gets better every week. Kudos to the creative minds who make AI work for good!
Star Wars’ General Grievous meets Pawn Stars.
Tom Cruise outruns everyone and flashes his million dollar smirk!
Rep. Ilhan Omar joins Billy Madison at the Quality Learing Center.
OK, ya sexy heathens, until next week!