Entertainment

The Witcher 4 will fail. Here’s all the reasons why:

Let’s dig into all the weeping and gnashing of teeth over the latest gaming controversy. The Witcher 4. This game will fail, and I’ll tell you why. Mostly it’s a numbers thing. The target audience seems to be a subset of the fans of The Witcher. They are appealing to the fringes. Take all the…

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The Week in Memes – Drones and Luigi Edition

Let me explain – this week was weird (yes, Gordon, they all are). Drones are plaguing New Jersey skies while the left is saying, “we don’t condone murder, but …” over the killing of a health insurance CEO by a hunky psychopath by the name of Luigi Mangione. Obviously, one is funny ha ha and…

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Chia Pets. No Christmas was complete without one.

I remember my fair share of giving and receiving gag gifts for Christmas growing up. One member of my family would receive a lump of coal in their stocking (whoever was on the naughty list that year). Or the endless, Russian doll-style, wrap job that led to a single gift taking about 30 minutes to…

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War of the Rohirrim. We shall not watch. Here’s why:

We had hopes for this one but sadly have to pass on War of the Rohirrim.

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Warhammer 40,000 clips from Secret Level are incredible.

What else do you need to see? This combat clip from the Warhammer 40k episode of Secret Level on Amazon Prime is just incredible. I’m sold. Count me in. The Space Marines have it out in a wonderfully cinematic montage and I’m here for it. If only Henry Cavill could get the greenlight for his…

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If Led Zeppelin Was a 50s Band

No seriously. Like Dread Zeppelin, someone took the time and effort to mash up Led Zeps songs with a totally different musical era. If you’re not familiar with Dread Zep, that was a mix of Reggae and Zeppelin… and it kinda worked! Some fun persons out there in the internet-land put together this mix of…

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The Week in Memes – Bad Hair Edition

Greeting Loftites and welcome to the Week in Memes! Hope you’re feeling the holiday spirit and spending quality time with loved ones and quality cash on shameless capitalism! So before you put on your winter layers and hit the stores, enjoy these memes. This week featured President Biden’s Bad Hair Day. It was a minor…

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Gather around the campfire. Time for Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Kids of the 80s and 90s had so many ways to stay entertained. We of course could go outside, play with friends or talk on the phone for hours. There was the radio, tapes, and CDs for an endless supply of music. We also had a non-overwhelming amount of television shows and movies to watch…

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I Have High Hopes for ‘Lazarus’

Adult Swim’s Japanese animation programming block, Toonami released a trailer for the action anime coming in 2025, Lazarus and it looks incredibly exciting. First of all, the plot seems intriguing. In the near future (2052) a sort of miracle “vaccine” is created, Lazarus, but as it turns out, it is too good to be true….

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