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Cronos: The New Dawn. This looks terrifying. We’re in.

Cronos: The New Dawn. This looks terrifying. We’re in.

Hey! Cronos: The New Dawn looks scary as hell. Damn!
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Joe returns to remind us about what we were missing. Thanks, big guy!

Joe returns to remind us about what we were missing. Thanks, big guy!

Joe gave a speech to remind Americans what they were missing. Thanks!
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Research shows Female Gamers want to play attractive characters more.

Research shows Female Gamers want to play attractive characters more.

Go figure! People are attractive to beauty. What a shocker. But the good news, is now there's a scientific study...
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Katy Perry in space… she ruined it.

Katy Perry in space… she ruined it.

Katy Perry just made space awkward.
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Bring Back These Epic Easter Specials!

Bring Back These Epic Easter Specials!

There are new specials (albeit many not-so-great) released each Halloween and Christmas, but what happened to all the great pink...
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Woke Hollwood is killing all of its franchises. Who knew? We did.

Woke Hollwood is killing all of its franchises. Who knew? We did.

Let's check in on the big Hollywood franchises and see how they're doing. Disney Star Wars? On life support. We'll...
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Congrats Katy Perry and Blue Origin rocket riders!

Congrats Katy Perry and Blue Origin rocket riders!

Today and all female crew went into space. Historic? Probably. I honestly dug it. So, what happened? Jeff Bezos has...
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When you walk off SNL

When you walk off SNL

When Morgan Wallen walked off SNL
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Video Fun

A Dome for America? Sure! (video)

A Dome for America? Sure! (video)

Michael Loftus explains why America needs a dome.
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (trailer) Looks like the gang is back together. Almost.

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (trailer) Looks like the gang is back together. Almost.

Here's the brand spanking new trailer for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.
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