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Here’s what you need to know about Splatoon 3

Leo :^) – August 13, 2022

Splatoon 3 features a new 4v4v4 mode, Theater mode, and new weapons.

Mineral Melange hitting all the right notes at Miami Swim 2022 (video)

The Mgmt. – August 13, 2022

Mineral Melange at Miami Swim Week 2022

Is this the real reason for the FBI raid?

The Mgmt. – August 13, 2022

We think we figured out the real reason for the FBI raid on Mar a Lago

The Week in Memes

Gordon "Cranky" Kushner – August 12, 2022

The very best memes of the week!

FBI Trump raid. Now it’s about the nukes?

The Mgmt. – August 12, 2022

Merrick Garland now says the FBI Trump raid is about nukes

Woman learns why you shouldn’t try to kiss an Alpaca (Video)

The Mgmt. – August 12, 2022

this lady learns why you shouldn't kiss an alpaca.

Amazing Inventions of the future that are coming sooner than you think (video)

The Mgmt. – August 11, 2022

these inventions of the future will be here sooner than you think

Yes. This Deanna Leggett beach photoshoot is great. But wait… there’s more! (video)

The Mgmt. – August 11, 2022

This beach photoshoot with Deanna Leggett just gets better and better

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It’s the Beatles on an end of Summer, Sunday Jams.

Jelly Roll f*cked up big time and is now learning a very valuable lesson.

Ozempic and less crime?

The Week in Memes – Fully Automated Edition

Lake America and Donald Ducks? The memes just keep getting better.

Heels on. Rice ready. It’s time for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Flock Camera investigation called for as surveillance camera destruction rolls on across the country

Blue Eye Samurai: Season 2 trailer. Fingers crossed for this one.

Dazzle family/friends with this quick, easy and impressive chicken in creamy white wine sauce

Random Awesome Finds to get your mind right. It’s RAF

Midweek Meme Dump – Big Hair, Big Smile, Big Laughs Too

The Dolly Parton tributes are pouring in and we can’t get enough.

Farewell, Dolly Parton. We Will Always Love You

Fun and Games…

The Loftus Party podcast with Michael Loftus #553: Bitching about Beef and how immigrants stopped assimilating. Plus: The surprisingly bad places to bang.

From the Party

Here’s what you need to know about Splatoon 3

Mineral Melange hitting all the right notes at Miami Swim 2022 (video)

Is this the real reason for the FBI raid?

The Week in Memes

FBI Trump raid. Now it’s about the nukes?

Woman learns why you shouldn’t try to kiss an Alpaca (Video)

Amazing Inventions of the future that are coming sooner than you think (video)

Yes. This Deanna Leggett beach photoshoot is great. But wait… there’s more! (video)

Video Fun

Chinese Balloon? Just pop it.

The end of Star Wars Movies?

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